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From the April 19th, 2008 Golf Talk Radio Show!
THE TOP 5 PITFALLS TO GUEST HOSTING GTR!
#5. During the show Mike constantly refers to you as Amatuer, Jr. and Rookie!
#4. New intern Conor hits on you during commercial breaks.
#3. The Who's Roger Daultry calls to tell you that's the best use of stuttering since the recording of my generation.
#2. Your mom tells you that she always knew you had a face for radio.
And the #1 pitfall to guest hosting GTR.......Mike tries to convince you that Billy always gives him a post show massage!
From the April 12th, 2008 Golf Talk Radio Show!
THE TOP 5 LAST KNOWN WHEREABOUTS OF BILLY GIBBS
#5. Sparring with Chuck Lidel. "Everyone thinks Billy's a lover but no he's a fighter."
#4. Working as a roadie for Hannah Montana.
#3. On the campaign trail with Ralph Nader.
#2. He was seen topless at the Masters giving Jim Furyk an Azalea.
And the #1 last know whereabouts rumor of Billy Gibbs......carrying the Olympic torch to Beijing!
From the March 29th, 2008 Golf Talk Radio Show!
THE TOP 5 EXCUSES TIGER GAVE FOR YELLING AT A PHOTOGRAPHER
#5. During 3rd round rain delay he was drinking in the Hooters Tent with John Daly.
#4. During breakfast his Eggs Benedict with a truffle hollandaise sauce was cold.
#3. The photographer failed to capture his good side.
#2. He was still upset about his Bear Sterns investment.
And the #1 excuse Tiger gave for yelling at a photographer.....two holes earlier Tiger "Heard a Who" in his backswing!
From the March 15th, 2008 Golf Talk Radio Show!
THE TOP 5 REASONS BUTCH HARMON QUIT AS JOHN DALY'S SWING COACH.
#5. Butch insisted John change his nickname to Tiger.
#4. John Wouldn't let Butch drive his Magic Bus.
#3. John hired recently unemployed Brett Favre to caddy for him.
#2. Butch quit to become a high price call girl.
And the #1 reason Butch Harmon auit as John Daly's swing coach.....Million Dollar swing. Ten Cent Head!
From the March 1st, 2008 Golf Talk Radio Show!
THE TOP 5 MOVIES ABOUT GOLF THE COHEN BROTHERS TURNED DOWN.
#5. Freddy Couples War.
#4. Swinging Todd.
#3. There Will Be Bogeys.
#2. No Birdies for Old Men.
And the #1 movie about golf the Cohen brothers turned down.......Broke Back Bunker. The Mike and Billy Story!
From the February 23rd, 2008 Golf Talk Radio Show!
THE TOP 5 SECRETS FOR MULTIPLE HOLES IN ONE.
#5. Before every round read the Bible. Quran and the Torah just to have all of your bases covered.
#4. Wear big boy golfer pants! "No Jeans"
#3. Don't change your name to Mike Brabenec, Tiger Woods or Billy Gibbs is acceptable.
#2. Shots of H.G.H. for everyone at the bar!
And the #1 secret for multiple holes in one........Always use a Golf Talk Radio golf ball!
From the February 16th, 2008 Golf Talk Radio Show!
THE TOP 5 UNDISCOVERED GOLF COURSES BY FAMOUS DESIGNERS
#5. Dump National. (Donald Trump Circa Chapter 13)
#4. Death Cage Crack. (Chuck Lideel)
#3. Tibetan Transcendental. (Dali Lama)
#2. TPC at Boomers The Crown Mouth Course. (Krusty The Clown)
And the #1 undiscovered golf course by a famous designer is.......Cypress No Point in Asking. (Allister McKenzie)
From the February 9th, 2008 Golf Talk Radio Show!
THE TOP 5 REASONS MIKE & BILLY ARE TRAVELING TO THE AT&T AT PEBBLE BEACH.
#5. The Paparazzi are unable to follow them around.
#4. The boys are banned from Vegas after their Super Bowl bets came in.
#3. Attempting to talk young celebrities into rehab.
#2. Dan Patrick and Mike Tericco left their media badges behind.
And the #1 reason that Mike and Billy are traveling to the AT&T at Pebble Beach......assisting OJ in stealing memorabilia from the Pebble Beach trophy room!
From the February 2nd, 2008 Golf Talk Radio Show!
THE TOP 5 REASONS GOLF DOESN'T HAVE A SUPER BOWL
#5. Everyone would want the Tiger Woods square in the golf pool.
#4. Try getting 20 of your friends over to the house for party to watch golf.
#3. Only Dean Martin could survive a four day Super Bowl party.
#2. Golf Super Bowl commercials would be limited to financial planning and laxatives.
And the #1 reason that golf does not have a Super Bowl......John Daly wardrobe malfunction!
From the January 26th, 2008 Golf Talk Radio Show!
THE TOP 5 GOLF SCANDALS
#5. Michelle Wie bets on self to not make the cut.
#4. Boo Weekly makes scoring error on Sergio's card even though he has a PH.D. in mathematics.
#3. Marion Jones to join LPGA Tour in 2009 (After jail time).
#2. Jack Nicklaus hires Bill Billacheck to secretly tape Tiger's off season work out.
And the #1 golf scandal........Phil Mickleson hires Bill Belichick to secretly tape Tiger's off season work out.
From the January 19th, 2008 Golf Talk Radio Show!
THE TOP 5 REGRETTABLE QUOTES BY GOLFERS
#5. "Tigers more beatable than ever." Rory Sabbatini 2007.
#4. "They can engrave my name on the trophy." Jean Van de Velde 1999 Open Championship.
#3. "Let's take the short cut home." Ben Hogan 1949.
#2. "Hand me the driver Bones." Phil Mickelson 2006 U.S. Open.
And the #1 regrettable quote by a golfer......by John Daly numerous times "I Do."
From the January 12th, 2008 Golf Talk Radio Show!
THE TOP 5 TOUR PRO'S NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS
#5. Paddy Harrington promises to work with a speech therapist to remove duhhhhhh from the start of every sentence.
#4. Steven Bowditch vows to cut his DQ's in half.
#3. Sergio will see an Ear Nose and Throat specialist before the start of every fourth round to avoid choking.
#2. John Daly resolves to marry outside his family.
And the #1 Tour Pro's resolution....Phil Mickelson vows more exercise to go from a C cup to a B cup!
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